South By Southwest

Holy fing shit. South by southwest is kicking my ass! This is the second night in a row I have been drunk, and it's really not ok. My relatively calm life is not handling the change well. My liver is going, "Wait a second, I'm supposed to have a lot longer to recuporate than this!" And it's not helpful that the only band haley wants to see is Uh Huh Her, a lesbian band. It's times like these that I really wish that TI had made it to SXSW this year. Then at least I could have heard some music I know and like and seen Bret again. But I didn't, and they didn't, and now I'm stuck being drunk at 12:30 on a friday night, about to go to bed. Everything is not going as badly as this post is making it out to be. I'm just cranky and drunk and missing testostrone so much it kills me. Why did they have to miss it this year? I really really really wanted them to come back. And the guys in the band (Clayton, the singer) lies to me all the time. He commented back on my wall and said they would be back here soon, but they're lying. They're never coming back to Texas, which would make me really really sad, because I like them alot! Sigh. It's the same with like Jamie Cullum. When is he coming back? Probably when TI comes back, because that was apparently the year for bands I like to come to town. I'm going to sleep. Please make the world stop spinning when I get back.